i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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