Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
i out mim tonsoeep
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