just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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