she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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