What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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