And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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