We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Found your dick twin last night
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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