i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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