don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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