were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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