sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
As shirtless as possible
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
