At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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