I wannas sexs uuuuu
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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