"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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