We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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