Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
