Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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