Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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