Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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