I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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