Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
What a dumb baby whore.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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