She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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