im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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