I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I cut my penus on the lid.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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