Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Randomize
