I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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