So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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