hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
