He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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