No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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