Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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