How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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