Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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