Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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