operation harelip BJ is a go
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
