I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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