I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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