Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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