she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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