yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
OPIZZABONMYDICK
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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