Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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