Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
No subtext here. People are naked.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
