Please don't use social media to get back at me.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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