Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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