It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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