No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
