Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
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