I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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