it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
ugly people sure do ruin things
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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