what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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