you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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