People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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