Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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