I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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